*DEAD*
(via somewhereontherowe)
Experience said to his student: Well, You’ve always got tomorrow Wisdom said to his student: Do it right now, tomorrow does NOT exist Experience said to his student: Safe sex is with a condom Wisdom said to his student: Safe sex is with your spouse Experience said to his student: To see it is to believe it Wisdom said to his student: Believe it and you will see it Experience said to his student: Don’t worry, time will heal you Wisdom said to his student: Time doesn’t heal, it just makes you forget.. it’s still hiding somewhere in there. GOD heals! Experience said to his student: Do it if it makes you happy Wisdom said to his student: Qualify your emotions before they turn to actions To be continued… Copyright © 2011 By Rich KingA student of experience or wisdom?
Zero Swag
(Source: fuckyeahimfunny)
Cyber SEX!!!!
- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
- eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
- BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
- eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
- BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
- BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
- muscular physique.
- eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
- BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
- eminemBNJA: Oh ****
- BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report
- your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
- eminemBNJA: Oh ****
- eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Cyber SEX!!!!
- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep
- it ready for you.
- j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
- bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
- j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
- j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
- bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in
- my breeding territory.
- j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
- j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
- bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
- j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the
- game.
- bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
- j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
- bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
- charge your ass.
- bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned
- feet.
- j_gurli3: thats it.
- bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some
- phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as
- skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red
- ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
- bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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