Cyber SEX!!!!
- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep
- it ready for you.
- j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
- bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
- j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
- j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
- bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in
- my breeding territory.
- j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
- j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
- bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
- j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the
- game.
- bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
- j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
- bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to
- charge your ass.
- bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned
- feet.
- j_gurli3: thats it.
- bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some
- phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as
- skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red
- ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
- bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
"When I kill a spider in my bathroom, I don’t clean it up. I leave it there so the other spiders know not to fuck with me"
— Austin Powers
